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Naraku's recording machine
















PRETEND narkau has a telephone. (why there would be phones in the fuedal era, or why Naraku would have one is beyond me.) You know those answering machine message's that come on if your not home? PRETEND Naraku would actually leave one of those. This is my weird version of Naraku's answering machine. Yes, I know Naraku would never say these things. But...whatever.
















answering machine message: What?....How do you work these rediculous human machines? How did i ever let kaugra convince me to buy one?...Wait?...Is this thing on?
 
message 1, Inuyasha: HAHAHAHA!!! Naraku has a answering machine!!! HAHAHAHA!!!
 
message 2, Sesshoumaru: Ah, Naraku...Kaugra told me you got a new answering machine. She also told me you're a evil, basterd, whom she would love to murder with her bare hands....um sorry, forget what i just said...
 
message 3, Kagome: Huh? Naraku's phone number? Is this some kind of sick joke?
 
message 4, vampire131: Um, wow...I guess Andi wasnt pulling my leg when she said this was Naraku's number
 
 
 
answering machine message 2: Hello, this is Naraku. At this moment I am busy fighting Inuyasha, so i cannot pick up the phone. If you are an annoying fan girl, press 1. If you are a person who hates me, and wishes me dead, press 2. If you are intrested in joining forces, to kill Inuyasha, press 3. If you are intrested in...heh, heh...SELLING pieces of the shikon jewl to me press 4. Have a nice day.
 
message 1, Kaugra: Ha, ha, ha! I have just created a wonderful plan to kill you, Naraku! Its...Oh my god? The phone is on?!?!?!? I thougt the batteries were dead! Fuck!
 
message 2, Miroku:  Mary, what do you say we meet tonight at my house? I stole....erm, bought a new bed...Wait...This isnt Mary's number? sorry...
 
message 3, Jakotsu: Naraku-kun, you're not really my type, but I think you are really, quite sexy, in a dark sort of way. What about spending a night with me?
 
message 4, Kanna:........................
 
message 5, Sesshoumaru: Naraku, I think you left your pink, fluffy, bear at my house...
 
message 6, vampire131: *presses one* BEEP! Um, hi Naraku its Joanne....*blushes*....Just seeing how you are...um, so yeah...bye now.
 
 
answering machine message 3: ..................Go away...I'm not home.
 
message 1,  Kikyou: Naraku, I'm not intrested in you so quit looking into my window while i change! er...Kagome has a simular body to mine, so stalk her instead.
 
message 2, Sesshoumaru: Naraku. I found something else that may be yours. I found a squishy watermellon, keychain in my yard. Its not mine. If Its not yours either, I'll check with Jaken.
 
message 3, Ko-haku: Naraku, you sick evil man! Ive recovered my memory AGAIN. I know you'll simply erase it again, but before you do, I will kill you!!! I swear, your a dead man, Naraku!
 
 

 
 
 
Blah blah blah, I will go to hell i know, for loving such a sexy, evil man. "Joanne, how could you? You seem so proper!"  To send me hate mail please email me at redjojo131@yahoo.com Have a good time flameing me! Thanks for providing me with amusement, and have a nice day!